I write because it makes me smile. I read because it makes me think.

Collected Wit & Wisdom

AsimovPeople who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.  –Isaac Asimov

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. –Don Marquis

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. –Albert Einstein

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. –Lana Turner

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. –Theodore Roosevelt

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. –Jim Carrey

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. –Henry A. Kissinger

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. –Ronald Reagan

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Just for the heck of it

3 Responses

  1. Thanks. That’s what I was hoping for. 🙂

  2. Have heard them before but they’re just as good on retelling. Thanks for a much needed laugh

  3. Love the quotes!!!Duffy

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