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Collected Wit & Wisdom

AsimovPeople who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.  –Isaac Asimov

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. –Don Marquis

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. –Albert Einstein

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. –Lana Turner

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. –Theodore Roosevelt

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. –Jim Carrey

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. –Henry A. Kissinger

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. –Ronald Reagan

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Source: http://www.brainyquotes.com
Just for the heck of it

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About Sharon Vander Meer (243 Articles)
Sharon Vander Meer is an author and professional writer. Her work is available through online retailers. One Roof Publishing Magazine is an eclectic foray into what the author finds interesting, quirky and fun. To submit an article for consideration e-mail fsvandermeer@gmail.com. In the subject line type SUBMISSION.

3 Comments on Collected Wit & Wisdom

  1. Thanks. That’s what I was hoping for. 🙂

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  2. Have heard them before but they’re just as good on retelling. Thanks for a much needed laugh

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  3. Laurie Peterson // February 23, 2016 at 2:43 pm //

    Love the quotes!!!Duffy

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